The Bandage, Part Two

  Today i go to get my bandage removed.  i hope the surgeon finds it's healing well.  Lots of surprises on the way. For instructions that included
"drive yourself home," i didn't expect driving to be the most painful thing i do.  And, likewise, "all normal activities tomorrow," well, i adapted computing, but didn't expect to learn midweek that i wasn't supposed to do it at all.  i've lost my keyboarding skills & gone to 1-hand hunt & peck.
  MyGuy suggests those are un-updated 1990s instructions. You know, from back when most people didn't probably use a keyboard daily.