Somehow a bunch of cannibals got hired, on condition that they eat no coworkers. They agreed, but occasionally picked off junior executives.
This went on for months.
Then one of them ate a cleaning lady.
"Sorry, guys, you'll have to go. We can't have this."
Their chief was furious. "We had a great thing going here. We could've gone on eating a VP here & there for years & no one would've noticed!
"Why did you have to go and eat someone who was doing actual work?"
May your tricks all be treats today.
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