Today i go to get my bandage removed. i hope the surgeon finds it's healing well. Lots of surprises on the way. For instructions that included
"drive yourself home," i didn't expect driving to be the most painful thing i do. And, likewise, "all normal activities tomorrow," well, i adapted computing, but didn't expect to learn midweek that i wasn't supposed to do it at all. i've lost my keyboarding skills & gone to 1-hand hunt & peck.
MyGuy suggests those are un-updated 1990s instructions. You know, from back when most people didn't probably use a keyboard daily.